When I’m really famous I’m gonna let myself get photographed in Tumblr-friendly poses

Like pointing upwards so you can caption it with “THIS”

And saying sentences that include ‘ship’

And physically dramatic ‘NO’s

So that y’all can easily gif me

You’re welcome

(Source: greaterandmoreterrible, via district-nineandthreequarters)

pinkpinupworld:

I was just tweeting about my very bad skin, my acné: my biggest insecurity and how bad it makes me feel. And then i had a DM and i was so surprised to see it was Eleanor Calder! I didnt tweet her or dm her and she randomly sent me this! So sweet of her! Shes so caring and supportive! she is nice, normal & an amazing human being! Thank you El for cheering me up, love ♥ 

I would never guess she had bad skin, she is so flawless!

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retardedcat:

Guys can you vote for me here: http://poll.pollcode.com/0le

Thank you so so so much!! :D

VOTE FOR HER YO’ SHE BE THE ILLEST, REALEST, AND CHILLEST (lol what am I saying) HOME DAWG OUT THERE! HER BLAWG IZ DA BOMB COMPARED TO THE OTHERS YO’ SO YEAH VOTE FOR MY HOMIE RIGHT NOW~

zaynmalikfacts:

adormalik:

it only counts if you saw a nipple

I swear my eyes went straight to that before I even saw their faces hahaha

zaynmalikfacts:

adormalik:

it only counts if you saw a nipple

I swear my eyes went straight to that before I even saw their faces hahaha

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0kays:

crystallizedcubs:

niggaquisha:

everystormpasses:

WQUIOGFEMARMXUO 

I JUST CAN’T

KLSJDFLKAJSLDKJFALKSDJF

CRYING

OMG LOLOLOL

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look at dat booty

show me da booty

gimme the booty

i want the booty

back up the booty

i need the booty

i like the booty

oh what a booty

look at dat booty

show me da booty

gimme the booty

i want the booty

back up the booty

i need the booty

i like the booty

oh what a booty

(Source: canadumb, via retardedcat)

What I look like when I am sick

sodamnrelatable:

Expectation:

Reality:

via sodamnrelatable

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aaronovacane:

Dinosaur!

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